Tag: Mr. Rogers

  • rubbers for men

    I worked as a Customer Service Manager at Wal-Mart in New Hampshire for about a year. This required me to wear a bright red vest and stand at a podium in the front center of the store, so people thought I was an information booth. One day an old man who looked a lot like Mr. Rogers approached me. He looked me straight in the eye and asked, “where can I get rubbers for men?” I was twenty years old and instantly embarrassed. I composed myself and answered with a quiet voice, “umm…I think they’re in the pharmacy.” He looked at me with horror in his eyes and exclaimed, “NOT THAT KIND OF RUBBERS! They’re for your feet.” Apparently “rubbers” is a local word for rain boots. This moment was beyond awkward for both of us, and the awkwardness reappeared every time this man came back to my small town Wal-Mart. Micah the Admin