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white stockings
Mar 31st, 2010 by micah the admin

I had just gotten dressed and was about to head out to go dancing with my friends.  I was wearing my favorite little black dress and felt like a million bucks.  My father complimented me, but remarked that he didn’t think white stockings really went with my black dress.

“Uh, Dad, I’m not wearing stockings.”

“Yes, you are,” he protested, thinking I must have put some on and forgotten about them.  “There’s no way you’re legs could be THAT white.”

Well, they could be.  I invested in some self-tanner shortly thereafter.

Rachel – NH

the car alarm
Mar 30th, 2010 by micah the admin

So yesterday I went to get something out of my car. The window was down but the door was locked. (dumb move #1) So I reached into unlock the door. As soon as I did, the car alarm started to go off. It was then I noticed the 20 people across the street having a BBQ. To my horror they all watched on as I ran in and out of the house no less than 5 times. I couldn’t find my keys and I had no idea how to shut the alarm off. I looked every where in my car and in my purse – the alarm going off the whole time for about 5 minutes. And where did I find the keys to end my humiliation? In the front door, right where I had left them after coming home from church with an arm full of grocery bags! (dumb move #2)

Missie – WI

you deleted my…
Mar 29th, 2010 by micah the admin

wait. no you didn’t.

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