remember when denim was in?
Feb 15th, 2010 by beth the other admin

My mother had a boyfriend a long time ago, Ed. He was a fan of Jeans, and that horrid denim jacket. Of course, this was in the early 90’s, so I guess it was “in” at the time. Anywho, I was walking around K-mart with him, just doing some shopping. Now you have to take into account, when you’re knee high to a grasshopper, adults look a lot different. I managed to sneak away and look at some toys. When I noticed Ed wasn’t around, I started to look for him. I went aisle to aisle and found the denim man walking to the registers. I caught up and without looking up, started to tell him about the awesome lego set I really wanted. When I didn’t get a response, I looked up, and to my amazement, saw a very confused look on the man…NOT ED! I panicked, and ran frantically to find Ed. I did, and everything was fine. I didn’t even mention it to him.

Not that this would be an issue now-a-days, but a word to the wise…if you’re going to wear blue jeans and a denim jacket, maybe you should put your name on the back, or have some sort of identifying mark somewhere on your person.

Carl – NH

video comments
Feb 15th, 2010 by beth the other admin

This was a string of comments under some guy’s link to Literal Video Version’s rendition of the music video Total Eclipse of the Heart.Click to watch video.

public restroom
Feb 15th, 2010 by beth the other admin

I was at a movie theater over the weekend, trying to wash my hands with what I thought was a sensor spout.  The first one didn’t work, I moved on to the second, didn’t work, third one same thing.  As I was moving on to the fourth one, a woman came up. I smiled and said “I don’t know what I’m doing wrong”  She smiled and lifted the faucet handle.
(or was it a smirk??????)

Lea – OK

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