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Jan 23rd, 2010 by micah the admin

About seven years ago I went to Taco Bell with a couple of friends. My friends ordered and got their food with no problems. I stepped up and ordered a number one burrito supreme and soft taco supreme. I was expecting to hear the price and give the guy my money. The cashier looked at me a little strangely and asked, “Are you sure?”

I didn’t know what to think. Was I sure? Did I look stupid? At any rate, after a few moments I told him that I was and he told me the price and took my money.

I found my friend and asked him why that happened. He said, “You talk funny,” and never explained what he meant.

Micah the Admin

the stanly chronicles part 2: the job i didn't ask for
Jan 23rd, 2010 by beth the other admin

Remember Stanly? My 50 year old boss who wanted to share a full-sized bed with me? He is a fountain of awkward situations.

One day, we were driving to work in his blue 15 passenger van, and he suddenly pulled into the parking lot of a church. It was a friday afternoon, I think. Stanly knew that my wife and I were looking for a church to attend, and he thought he could help me out.

We were greeted by the receptionist who asked if she could help us with anything. Stanly asked if one of the pastors was in. One of them was, so the lady went and brought him to us. It was about that time that I realized that Stanly clearly didn’t know anyone at this church, and nobody knew Stanly. The receptionist clearly didn’t recognize him, and there was no look of recognition on the pastor’s face when he walked in the room either. I began to wonder what we were doing there, until Stanly made it painfully clear to me. He says to the pastor, “Mike here is looking for a church. He is a real nice guy, he’s been to Bible school and he’s looking for opportunities to serve… maybe you have a position open for him to come and join you guys here.” The pastor looked at me, and I looked at him and tried to communicate with my eyes that I had no idea what Stanly was talking about. Maybe he got the message because he kindly suggested that I attend a few services and get to know some people before trying to join their staff. ┬áNeedless to say, I haven’t been back.

Mike – Calgary, AB

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